~/mrpotato/playing_with_a.js
Playing with a 🐶
I've created a fun jQuery function that models dog behavior, including zoomies, tail wags, and belly rubs. It's all based on a core "excitement level" metric.
function playWithDog($dog) { // Dog's initial excitement level affects everything! let excitementLevel = $dog.data('excitement') || 50; // Dogs get more excited when you show them a toy function showToy(toyType) { const toyMultiplier = { 'ball': 2, 'frisbee': 1.8, 'stick': 1.3, 'squeakyToy': 2.5 }; excitementLevel *= toyMultiplier[toyType];