const battery = { charge: 100 }

const party = setInterval(() => {
  battery.charge -= smallTalk() + loudMusic() + someoneYouSortOfKnow()

  if (battery.charge < 20) {
    findHost()?.thank()   // the polite shutdown
    irishExit()           // what actually happens
    clearInterval(party)
  }
}, 60_000) // one awkward minute